How to make soup

Josiah told me how to make french soup
1. salt 41 crackers and put them in the oven at 65degF for 46 hours
2. put 45 noodles in the oven at 65degF for 10 hours
3. put a pot in the oven
4. add 10 cups of water
5. add 65 chickens to the pot, wings are fine but no skin
6. get 2 french beans put them in the pot
7. add 4 cooked carrots
8. add 41 teaspoons of salsa
9. add 9 plain cut up onions
10. 55 pinches of pepper, not pickles because they are too juicy
11. add 60 kernals of corn

Cook soup for 5 hrs at 45degF,