Levi: "It would be handy if we had an elephant to help put out fires."

Dad: "What would you name him?"

Levi: "I would name him hot sauce!"

“You and Mom get married, then come together and Mom layed me!” Levi, age 8

Dad: get in the bed Levi
Levi: but I want to have done common sense fun!

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