Thursday, May 31, 2018

“I’m glad you married mama, ‘cause if you were single it would be a bad day!” Josiah, age 12

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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

“And I’m going to ask God what he was like as a little boy and growing up.” Jack, age 7

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“Someday I’m going to ask God how many Sanders on the beach!” Jack, age 7

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Saturday, February 10, 2018

“I think this might be a man cold though!” Josiah, age 11

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Levi: "It would be handy if we had an elephant to help put out fires."

Dad: "What would you name him?"

Levi: "I would name him hot sauce!"

Monday, January 8, 2018

“You and Mom get married, then come together and Mom layed me!” Levi, age 8

Dad: get in the bed Levi
Levi: but I want to have done common sense fun!

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Saturday, December 30, 2017

“The royal Dad and Mom!” Jack, age 6

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Monday, November 13, 2017

“I didn’t bite you, I nibbled! Levi, age 8

Sent from my iPad

Monday, November 6, 2017

“Do girls have the same blood as boys?” Levi, age 8

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Funnynaps #50

"Dad, sometimes Chinese food smells good and sometimes it smells like a toot, this time it smells like a toot!" Josiah, age 11

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

"She is cute when I love her, when she smiles and when I kiss her!" Jack, age 3

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Happy Birthday Abby

Friday, September 1, 2017

Ruby Falls with the Maples

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

"Dad, these ball things are smart foods because they hide vegetables in them!" Josiah, age 11

Fried okra

Saturday, August 26, 2017

"I was always sad for odd numbers when I was little because they did not have anyone to play with".
Josiah, 11, stated while talking about 5 year old Josiah

Monday, August 21, 2017

"Dad, I think you have fans because you are a NASA man!" Levi, age 8

Friday, August 18, 2017

"I gotta go pee, I'm filled with bladder stuff!" Levi, age 8

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

First day of school: K, 2nd, 6th and 8th

Friday, August 4, 2017


"I dislike them, mainly because I need to dislike something!" Josiah, age 11

Friday, July 21, 2017

"Dad, I can't believe syrup is juicy, but when you pour it, it is goopy!" Jack, age 6

Saturday, July 15, 2017

All creatures great and small

"I'm getting water to drink because it's healfy, dad drinks beer!" Jack, age 6

"I got my eyeball booger that fell on you, it was pretty big!" Levi, age 8

Friday, June 30, 2017

"My mouth feels very hateful, hot, hot, hot, cryingness!" Levi, age 8

After eating a red pepper

Monday, June 19, 2017

"Dad, have you picked out wife for me yet?" Levi, age 8

Friday, June 16, 2017


Saturday, June 10, 2017

Best field trip ever - 3 days building a plane with Pipai in Eugene, Or


running emergency beacon wires

working on instrument panel wiring

installing emergency beacon

cutting fuel lines

riveting leg fairings

building fiberglass mount for GPS

Sunday, May 7, 2017

"God gave animals tails to cover up their private part, people don't need them because they wear clothes!" Levi, age 7

"When I grow up I'm gonna be chef or a police officer or a singer or a rocket scientist or build houses or a bus driver or a boss or delivering boxes!" Jack, age 6

Monday, April 17, 2017

"I thought cows pooped in the pond!" Jack, age 6

Sent from my iPhone

Saturday, April 15, 2017

I brought home the salary of fun and games!" Josiah, age 11

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

"Mom, I put eye-doo on my feet to make them smell better!" Levi, age 7

Patty's eyeshadow?!?

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Art by Levi