"Dad, these ball things are smart foods because they hide vegetables in them!" Josiah, age 11

Fried okra

"I was always sad for odd numbers when I was little because they did not have anyone to play with".
Josiah, 11, stated while talking about 5 year old Josiah

"Dad, I think you have fans because you are a NASA man!" Levi, age 8

"I gotta go pee, I'm filled with bladder stuff!" Levi, age 8

First day of school: K, 2nd, 6th and 8th

Mushrooms

"I dislike them, mainly because I need to dislike something!" Josiah, age 11