"Dad, I know why you like to work at NASA. It's because you like to work with men who speak your language!" Josiah, age 10

Stated after I read him some of my dissertation and thesis.

"Dad, I'm really hairy. I'm about as hairy as you!" Levi, age 7

"This is bad behavior in a bag!" Patty, age ???… shown with picture of Josiah

"I want to do math homework tonight!" Jack, age 5.... just like his brothers

Advent Day #3 - reading and eating chocolate

"Dad, I don't need an umbrella, I have a ten gallon hat. It covers my whole body." Josiah, age 10

"Dad, are Josiah and I twins? I think we are." Levi, age 7