"Someone is here. I think it is the X-box truck." Josiah, age 9

I think he meant 'FedEx"

Josiah: "Dad, it seems like Abby is on a lot of drugs."
Dad: "Yes, she is on a lot"
Josiah: "Maybe she should go to teen challenge!"

"I'm watching the mosquito fill up with blood on Levi's arm!" Josiah, age 9