How to Make Soup, by Levi, age 5

Ingredients:
- 20 boxes of macaroni and cheese
- 5 big pieces of broccoli
- 3 marshmallows
- 6 cups of hot water
- 8 chickens
- 5 crackers
- 6 grains of salt
- 7 leaves of lettuce
- 9 pieces of just normal meat
- 10 spagetti noodles
- 5 brown nuts

Constructions:
first get a pot, then get a knife and chop all of it, put all of that in a pot, put a mat on the table, cook for 10 minutes at 8 degrees.  Then do math

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