"Dad doesn't have manners because there is too much toughness packed inside, but not too much weight because I can pick him up!" Josiah, age 8

"Dad, I think that people in China have better eyesight because their eyes are black and have big pupils and can see more light!" Josiah, age 8

"I don't know why it is but when I am mad at someone my neck shivers!" Josiah, age 8

"What are Twinkies?, Josiah, age 8