"Can your bottom light up like a lightening bug?" Levi, age 5

Spoken to Aunt Carolyn

FunnyNaps #37

"Dad, do you know why God's fingers can span the universe? Because He has to hold all of that love!" Josiah, age 8

"Their bottoms look like there is another face on them!" Josiah, age 8 - from chimpanzee documentary

"It would be nice if Abby did not have special needs and she could push me on the swing and build houses for me with pillows." Josiah, age 8

Sent from my iPad

"Dad, is Christmas tomorrow morning?" Levi, age 5

Sorry Levi, not for a few more months.

"I took your card and hid it under Abby's bed. It has such shiny letters!" Levi, age 5

While Patty was in search of said debit card...

FunnyNaps #36

Sent from my iPad

"Mom, I have to wear this. If I don't wear this I will die!" Levi, age 5

Sent from my iPad

"Daddy, please don't do that again! My toes are expensive." Levi, age 5 - stated as Josiah and I were attacking him!!

It has been a while…13 years