"I am like a damsel in distress when I am losing in checkers, I just need your help!" Josiah, Age 8

"Watch and Learn!" Levi, age 4

Cooking lessons from a pro!

 

"I love my bed, it smells like Christmas and pee!" Josiah, age 8

"I consider people who do not play with toys too civilized!" Josiah, age 8

"Dad, when I get old I might put Cheerios in the toilet and shoot them with my pee just for fun. You know like I did when I was little." Josiah, age 8