"I think I might have 4 stomachs because I can eat grass and not get sick!" Josiah, age 8… well in a few days

"Mom, you were a lot smarter when I was younger." Josiah, age 7

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"I've got hup-uks (hick-ups) and it's making me sick," Levi-age 4

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Monday morning...

"It's funny how men have hair all over their bodies, they are like wookies!" Josiah, age 7

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"Grandma can get very riled up, you better be careful dad!" Josiah, age 7

"I need you to get me something that is vital to my survival!" Josiah, age 7 - he wanted water

"Mom, you're acting like a teenage girl!" Josiah, age 7

"I need a wife!" Levi, age 4

Funnynaps #34

"Someone could use my mouth as a keyboard 'cause these teeth are getting loose!" Josiah, Age 7