"Oooohhhh, that booger was spicy!" Levi, age 4

"Dad, can I get an xray of your brain? I want to see how many sparkles you have. And, you need think while we get it." Josiah, age 7

"Dad, my was trying to tell you something but you messed my think up!" Levi, age 4

"Dad, wouldn't it be cool if you and mom had bunk beds?" Josiah, age 7

"Mom, do you wear underwear?" Levi, age 4

Boys- 10 min before piano lessons. Yes.

"Hey Dad, do you think Abby is nocturnal? 'Cause she is up at night and sleeps during the day." Josiah, age 7

372 pages

Josiah read this in 10 days all by himself!

"Excuse me can my have a turn? My bumped my elbow on the wall and it did not hurt!" Levi, Age 4