"Mine always right and always captain!" Levi, age 4

Levi: "Mom, am I a good looker?"
Patty: "oh, yeah"
Levi: "my hope this is not a dream!"

"Spoil me!" Patty, age ???

After being asked what she wanted at Panera-

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Josiah: "Mom, do your eyeballs hurt when they grow?"
Mom: "I don't think your eyeballs grow very much"
Josiah: "Well dad has big eyeballs, like an elephant!"

FunnyNaps #31

napping at Kroger in Oak Ridge, TN.

"I'm hungry, don't interrupt my hungry!" Levi, age 4

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"Hulk was a little green boy and he growed up to not have super powers and a man gave him superpowers!" Levi, age 4

"I hope things are saved on the spaceship or whatever it is called!" Patty, age 29...again

Stated after our computer died this afternoon

"The temperature in my nose is 95.7!" Josiah, age 6

"my batman!" Levi, age 4

"Carolyn and Wally are kind of opposite. Carolyn has hair like a boy and Wally has hair like a girl!" Josiah, Age 7

"your beard is coming back like fleas coming back at a dog!" Josiah, age 7

Josiah sporting the 'monkey tail' at ETCH fantasy of trees!

Hanging out with my best friend from High School

Patty getting wet

Patty getting wetter

me smiling but knowing I am in trouble

Levi riding a four wheeler for the first time

"Boys, go pick a story before bed." -mom. "But at night is when we're most active!" Josiah, age, 7

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"Dad, do you need some advice on how to get Levi to eat his greens?" Josiah, Age 7

"you know it would be easy to tie a knot with an Octopus. Because their tentacles don't have any bones!" Josiah, age 7