Funnynaps #29

"Hey Pipai, even for a grandpa you are pretty smart!" Josiah, age7

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Josiah: "Did you cry when you threw up this morning?"
Patty: "Why?"
Josiah: "Because you know tears come from your stomach and if you cry the tears come out your eyes and you will have less to throw up. That's what I do!"

*Patty had stomach flu this morning.

"I am going to die with disgrace," Josiah, age 7

Stated after Oregon scored again.

Josiah: "Levi bit my finger"
Levi: "We were playing rattlesnake and I striked Josiah's finger"