Thoughts from the mind of a 4 year old

Josiah Example #1
Yesterday, we were discussing ideas to keep deer from eating the birdseed in the yard at my parents house.  Below is a synopis of discussion as I best can remember it...

Josiah:  "I have an idea!"
Daddy: "What is it buddy?"
Josiah: "Welllll, we could play a really scary movie on the TV, then take the TV and put it against the window and the deer would be so scared they would run away and not eat any more birdseed!"

Josiah Example #2
We were riding in the car back from swimming last night...

Josiah: "Daddy, do you know why I still suck my thumb?"
Daddy: "Why Josiah?"
Josiah: "You see some little boys have super powers for sucking thumbs and they need to do this for a long time before they stop."