"Oooohhhh, that booger was spicy!" Levi, age 4

"Dad, can I get an xray of your brain? I want to see how many sparkles you have. And, you need think while we get it." Josiah, age 7

"Dad, my was trying to tell you something but you messed my think up!" Levi, age 4

"Dad, wouldn't it be cool if you and mom had bunk beds?" Josiah, age 7

"Mom, do you wear underwear?" Levi, age 4

Boys- 10 min before piano lessons. Yes.

"Hey Dad, do you think Abby is nocturnal? 'Cause she is up at night and sleeps during the day." Josiah, age 7

372 pages

Josiah read this in 10 days all by himself!

"Excuse me can my have a turn? My bumped my elbow on the wall and it did not hurt!" Levi, Age 4

"Mine always right and always captain!" Levi, age 4

Levi: "Mom, am I a good looker?"
Patty: "oh, yeah"
Levi: "my hope this is not a dream!"

"Spoil me!" Patty, age ???

After being asked what she wanted at Panera-

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Josiah: "Mom, do your eyeballs hurt when they grow?"
Mom: "I don't think your eyeballs grow very much"
Josiah: "Well dad has big eyeballs, like an elephant!"

FunnyNaps #31

napping at Kroger in Oak Ridge, TN.

"I'm hungry, don't interrupt my hungry!" Levi, age 4

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"Hulk was a little green boy and he growed up to not have super powers and a man gave him superpowers!" Levi, age 4

"I hope things are saved on the spaceship or whatever it is called!" Patty, age 29...again

Stated after our computer died this afternoon

"The temperature in my nose is 95.7!" Josiah, age 6

"my batman!" Levi, age 4

"Carolyn and Wally are kind of opposite. Carolyn has hair like a boy and Wally has hair like a girl!" Josiah, Age 7

"your beard is coming back like fleas coming back at a dog!" Josiah, age 7

Josiah sporting the 'monkey tail' at ETCH fantasy of trees!

Hanging out with my best friend from High School

Patty getting wet

Patty getting wetter

me smiling but knowing I am in trouble

Levi riding a four wheeler for the first time

"Boys, go pick a story before bed." -mom. "But at night is when we're most active!" Josiah, age, 7

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"Dad, do you need some advice on how to get Levi to eat his greens?" Josiah, Age 7

"you know it would be easy to tie a knot with an Octopus. Because their tentacles don't have any bones!" Josiah, age 7

"Bad hair day, Mom?" Levi, Age 4

FunnyNaps #30

Josiah: "I am sick"

Levi: "I think I am getting sick"

Josiah: "NO, you are just saying that!"

Levi: "My touched all the potties in my house now my sick!"

"Mom, it's raining GLASS!" Levi, age 4

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"Smell my foot. When my put my foot in my sock, it's still stinky! It's magic!" Levi, age 4

…stalling at bed time.

Movie Night

POLAR EXPRESS

"Dad, my gonna have big ears like you when I get big?", Levi, Age 4

"It's hot, it's burning smoke out if it mama!" Levi, age 4

"Why is it called Aslan? It is kind of a compound word, AS and LAND!" Josiah, Age 7

Patrick and Patty Hull
patrickandpatty.blogspot.com

"I have a beard too, I have a tiny little hair right here!" Josiah, age 7

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"I love Chewbacca, he is so funny!" Levi, age 4

"I built it with sewing and put squishy stuff in it!" Levi, age 4

Thanks Grandma for sewing with me.

"Dad, you have a long day tomorrow so you might want to get some sleep!" Josiah, Age 7

A day at our farm...

"My had a fingernail in my heart! My had to spit it out." Levi, Age 4

After being confronted about spitting a hocker in the van...

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"Mom, is Abby a kid or a Princess?" Levi, age 4

"Do you have this coffee to look like a man?" Josiah, age 7

"When my get big like Daddy, my gonna be in CHARGE!" Levi- age 4

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"Mom, is Abby a kid or a Princess?" Levi, age 4

"What is that?" Levi, age 4

"I don't think my tongue enjoyed dinner very much, the carrots were too carrotty!" Josiah, age 7

"Daddy, when I get big like you I am going to have ice cream in the living room like you!" Levi, Age 4

"Shots are stinkin yucky!" Levi, age 4

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"Can I have a kiss?" Levi, age 4

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"Aflac, Aflac ... Aflac,". Josiah, age 7

Funnynaps #29

"Hey Pipai, even for a grandpa you are pretty smart!" Josiah, age7

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Josiah: "Did you cry when you threw up this morning?"
Patty: "Why?"
Josiah: "Because you know tears come from your stomach and if you cry the tears come out your eyes and you will have less to throw up. That's what I do!"

*Patty had stomach flu this morning.

"I am going to die with disgrace," Josiah, age 7

Stated after Oregon scored again.

Josiah: "Levi bit my finger"
Levi: "We were playing rattlesnake and I striked Josiah's finger"

"I am fat and ready for the winter!" Josiah, age 7

"My want some little worms like mommy has!" Levi, age 4

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"Levi is like half-man half-wolf because he growls a lot!" Josiah, age 7

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"Dad, when we go shooting I don't think you should hold the target. I might shoot you," Josiah, age 7

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"What did you do to your beard?" Levi, age 4

 "NO YOU DIDN'T!" Josiah, age 7

"You look mean, like you are going to kill someone!" Patty, 29 (again)

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Funnynaps #28

"There are little ants in my stomach that bunjee jump when I swallow gum!" Josiah Age 7

Cafe 655: My Reading Life

Cafe 655: My Reading Life

"My want gas in my mouth, because my need more power to run!" Levi, Age 4

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