“I’m glad you married mama, ‘cause if you were single it would be a bad day!” Josiah, age 12

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“And I’m going to ask God what he was like as a little boy and growing up.” Jack, age 7

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“Someday I’m going to ask God how many Sanders on the beach!” Jack, age 7

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“I think this might be a man cold though!” Josiah, age 11

Levi: "It would be handy if we had an elephant to help put out fires."

Dad: "What would you name him?"

Levi: "I would name him hot sauce!"

“You and Mom get married, then come together and Mom layed me!” Levi, age 8

Dad: get in the bed Levi
Levi: but I want to have done common sense fun!

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“The royal Dad and Mom!” Jack, age 6

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“I didn’t bite you, I nibbled! Levi, age 8

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“Do girls have the same blood as boys?” Levi, age 8

Funnynaps #50

"Dad, sometimes Chinese food smells good and sometimes it smells like a toot, this time it smells like a toot!" Josiah, age 11

"She is cute when I love her, when she smiles and when I kiss her!" Jack, age 3

Happy Birthday Abby

Ruby Falls with the Maples

"Dad, these ball things are smart foods because they hide vegetables in them!" Josiah, age 11

Fried okra

"I was always sad for odd numbers when I was little because they did not have anyone to play with".
Josiah, 11, stated while talking about 5 year old Josiah

"Dad, I think you have fans because you are a NASA man!" Levi, age 8

"I gotta go pee, I'm filled with bladder stuff!" Levi, age 8

First day of school: K, 2nd, 6th and 8th