“I’m glad you married mama, ‘cause if you were single it would be a bad day!” Josiah, age 12

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“And I’m going to ask God what he was like as a little boy and growing up.” Jack, age 7

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“Someday I’m going to ask God how many Sanders on the beach!” Jack, age 7

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“I think this might be a man cold though!” Josiah, age 11

Levi: "It would be handy if we had an elephant to help put out fires."

Dad: "What would you name him?"

Levi: "I would name him hot sauce!"

“You and Mom get married, then come together and Mom layed me!” Levi, age 8

Dad: get in the bed Levi
Levi: but I want to have done common sense fun!

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“The royal Dad and Mom!” Jack, age 6

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“I didn’t bite you, I nibbled! Levi, age 8

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“Do girls have the same blood as boys?” Levi, age 8

Funnynaps #50

"Dad, sometimes Chinese food smells good and sometimes it smells like a toot, this time it smells like a toot!" Josiah, age 11

"She is cute when I love her, when she smiles and when I kiss her!" Jack, age 3

Happy Birthday Abby

Ruby Falls with the Maples

"Dad, these ball things are smart foods because they hide vegetables in them!" Josiah, age 11

Fried okra

"I was always sad for odd numbers when I was little because they did not have anyone to play with".
Josiah, 11, stated while talking about 5 year old Josiah

"Dad, I think you have fans because you are a NASA man!" Levi, age 8

"I gotta go pee, I'm filled with bladder stuff!" Levi, age 8

First day of school: K, 2nd, 6th and 8th

Mushrooms

"I dislike them, mainly because I need to dislike something!" Josiah, age 11

"Dad, I can't believe syrup is juicy, but when you pour it, it is goopy!" Jack, age 6

All creatures great and small

"I'm getting water to drink because it's healfy, dad drinks beer!" Jack, age 6

"I got my eyeball booger that fell on you, it was pretty big!" Levi, age 8

"My mouth feels very hateful, hot, hot, hot, cryingness!" Levi, age 8

After eating a red pepper

"Dad, have you picked out wife for me yet?" Levi, age 8

8

Best field trip ever - 3 days building a plane with Pipai in Eugene, Or

RV-8

https://www.vansaircraft.com/public/rv8.htm

running emergency beacon wires

working on instrument panel wiring

installing emergency beacon

cutting fuel lines

riveting leg fairings

building fiberglass mount for GPS

"God gave animals tails to cover up their private part, people don't need them because they wear clothes!" Levi, age 7

"When I grow up I'm gonna be chef or a police officer or a singer or a rocket scientist or build houses or a bus driver or a boss or delivering boxes!" Jack, age 6

"I thought cows pooped in the pond!" Jack, age 6

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I brought home the salary of fun and games!" Josiah, age 11

"Mom, I put eye-doo on my feet to make them smell better!" Levi, age 7

Patty's eyeshadow?!?

Art by Levi